My lief is an open purse

Everyone nos dat a grils purse is her survival kit, her lief.

If U want 2 no any thing about her true self, take a peek inside...

but NEVER let her ketch U.

You must ALWAYS ask permishun to borrow da things inside. You may NEVER open it your self

If U want 2 know oll her seecrets, just take a look at her purse.

A GIRLS PURSE IS HER CASTLE

LOL LOL LOL

It carries her essenchuls, and it usually has a few secret idems that only she nos R there

It is her mini memree scrap book and haz lots of pictchures ov her pets and lovd ones.

It holds her ticket out of a bad date. And snacks, gum,loose change 4 parking meters, and yes, some times a spare pare of panties, and a toothbrush. .cos U just never know... LOL LOL LOL

A woman must B prepared 4 oll situashuns, her purse is lik a Dr. Kit . It also holds all da informashun she needs. lik fone numbers and Brad Pitt's horroscop.

dees r my GUD LUK rabbit feet. i lov to pet dem and mak wishuz on dem. They are veery speschul to me. They r a gift frum my father wen i wuz a little gril.

Thees iz my favrit PIG, OLIVIA. LOL LOL! I also luv da books abot her. and read them to Wilbur and Butch and my cat Steven evry nite.

I all ways hav my Maybelline i shadoes in my purse. Jus lik my mom and grandma, bot myne iz not blue and green lik thers.

O DIS IZ SO YUMMY! ITZ MY LIPP GLOSS AND IT MAKS MY LEEPS LUK SOOOO SEXXY. LOL LOL!

It tasts lik sour appels and sumtimes i eet it when no body is looking. LOL!

EVRY GIRL MUST OLL WAYS CARRY SOM GUM FOR THER BRETH OR IF SHE GETS BORD.

I luv Bazooka cuz it maks da best bubbles an i lik da funny cartoons insid.

Ok, NOW DIS IZ MY FAVORITE HELLO KITTY ITEM.

It iz a coin puse to match my purse eggszactly.

Iznt it cute?

I keep my condoms, I meen, my coinz in it.

I NEVER GO ANY WHERE WITH OUT DEEZ.

WUD U??

IT IZ DA COOLEST NAIL POLEESH EVER

Dees are my deeziner sun glasses. Notiss da REEL LIVE dimonds!!

LOL LOL.

I weer thees wen i am not weering my aviators thet R exactly lik Brad Pitt's.

DEEZ IS GUADALUPE, MY GRANDMA'S PISTOL. I STOLE IT 1 nite frum her when she wuz passed out. LOL LOL LOL AND CARRY IT 4 MY OWN PROTECSHUN... BY DA WAY, WHERE IS MY PEPPER SPRAY???